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READ ABIT ABOUT SOAP BAR AND YOU WON'T BUY IT AGAIN

YOUR AVERAGE SOAP BAR WEIGHING 250GRAMS , WILL ON AVERAGE CONTAIN ONLY 10 GRAMS OF CANNABIS RESIN, AROUND 200 GRAMS OF GROUND UP LEAF WITH NO THC NOR SMOKING VALUE AND THE REMAINDER IS MADE UP OF ALL KINDS OF NASTY CRAP.

SOAP BAR IS CALLED IS CALLED "SOAP" BECAUSE A 250G BAR OF SOAP/SOLID IS SHAPED LIKE A BAR OF SKIN WASH SOAP.

IT IS THE MOST COMMON FORM OF HASH IN THE UK TODAY. SOAP IS USUALLY MADE IN SPAIN OR ENGLAND AND CAN BE BULKED OUT AND REPRESSED SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE IT GETS TO YOU... IN COUNTRIES WHERE SMOKING IS PART OF THE CULTURE, YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO BUY OR SELL SOAP BAR INFACT YOU COULDN'T EVEN GIVE IT AWAY!.

SOME PEOPLE SAY "IT WORKS FOR ME" , THE FACTS ARE YOU MAY GET HIGH BUT NOT FROM CANNABIS. WHAT YOU WILL BE SMOKING AND GETTING HIGH FROM ARE A COMBINATION OF ANY OF THESE :

PETROL, OR DIESEL
PLASTIC ( IN THE FORM OF MELTED DOWN COAT HANGERS , CARRIER BAGS , ETC )
HENNA
GLUE
DYES
FURNITURE POLISH RESIN TO MASK THE SMELL OF THE CARCINOGENIC SOLVETS SUCH AS BENZENE AND TOLUENE
TRANQUILLISIERS AND OTHER BARBITURATE TO STONE YOU
BRICK DUST OR SAND ( PRODUCING HOT ROCKS )
WAX , SHOE OR CAR POLISH
CONDENSED MILK POWDER ( IF YOU BURN SOME I DARE SAY YOU WILL REGONISE THE SMELL)
TAR OR BITUMEN
DIGESTED ORGANIC MATTER ( IN OTHER WORDS, SHIT )

SO BASICALLY SOAP IS MADE UP OF THE WASTE AND BY PRODUCTS MOST SANE PEOPLE WOULD AVOID INGESTING. THOUGH FOR SOME REASON THE GOVERNMENT DO NOTHING TO MAKE THESE FACTS COMMON KNOWLEDGE AND KEEP THE GROWING OF CANNABIS ILLEGAL.

IN COUNTRIES WHERE CULTIVATION IS LEGAL AN ICE-O-LATOR CAN BE USED TO PRODUCE A PURE HASH FROM YOUR CROP LEAVES .

TOKERS ETIQUITTE

"THOU SHALT NOT TURN DOWN A SMOKE"

1 THE PERSON WHO ROLLS THE JOINT GETS THE FIRST HIT, NO MATTER WHOSE WEED IT IS.

2 A PERFECTLY ROLLED SPLIFF SHOULD ALWAYS BE COMPLIMENTED

3 ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT, KEEP YOUR SLOBBER IN YOUR MOUTH, THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN BEING HANDED A SOGGY SPLIFF

4 ALWAYS SHARE YOUR MUNCHIES

5 THERE CERTAINLY IS SOME SHIT WEED ABOUT, HOWEVER YOU SHOULD NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT A MATES WEED. IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T SMOKE IT.

6 ALWAYS SHARE A SPLIFF WITH THE PERSON YOU BUY FROM , POLIETNESS COUNTS .

7 IF YOU HAVE GOT HIGH OF SOMEONE ELSES STASH. REMEMBER TO RETURN THE COMPLIMENT

8 DON'T HORRICE THOSE ZOOTS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVEN'T CHIPPED IN.

9 PRACTICE SAFE TOKES BY LOOKING AFTER YOUR HYGIENE . DISEASES LIKE HERPES CAN BE PASSED ON THROUGH SHARING A JOINT OR A SIP OF SOMEONES DRINK. KEEP CLEAN OR SKIN UP A SMALL PERSONAL JOINT AND PASS ON YOUR BUD FOR YOUR TOKING FRIEND TO DO THE SAME . TRY OUR PLAIN OR FLAVOURED BABY SIZED PAPERS(1 1/4 SIZE), WE EVEN STOCK BABY SIZED BLUNTS.

10 IF YOUR SMOKING A BONG IT IS POLITE TO WARN YOU MATE IF YOUR PASSING THEM A NEAR EMPTY BOWL.

11 DON’T ASK TO SKIN UP WITH SOMEONE ELSES WEED, WAIT TO BE ASKED.

12 NEVER PASS JUST ROACH, LEAVE AT LEAST A FEW OF TOKES.

13 MOST IMPORTANTLY, DON’T BE A LEECH, BUY YOUR OWN!

HEMP FACTS

THERE HAS BEEN 50,000 COMMERCIAL USES FOR HEMP RECORDED SO FAR.

ONE ACRE OF HEMP WILL PRODUCE FOUR TIMES MORE RAW MATERIALS THAN ONE ACRE OF TREES.

ONE ACRE OF HEMP WILL BE READY FOR HARVEST FOUR MONTHS AFTER PLANTING. A TREE TAKES AROUND TWENTY FIVE YEARS TO MATURE TO A SIZE WORTH DESTROYING.

HEMP CAN BE TURNED INTO ANY PAPER BASED PRODUCT.

HEMP FLAX IS FOUR TIMES STRONGER THAN COTTON, LASTING LONGER SO OBVIOUSLY NOT THE PREFERRED CHOICE OF THE MANUFACTURERS AND RETAILERS. WE STOCK HEMP BAGS, KEYRINGS, WALLETS, PURSES, PICTURE FRAMES AND A SMALL SELECTION OF HEMP CLOTHING, MORE CAN BE ORDERED IN.

HEMP SEED IS THE ONLY PRODUCT NEEDED TO PRODUCE OIL, PRODUCTS SUCH AS PAINT MADE WITH THIS OIL DO NOT EMIT DAMAGING AND UNPLEASENT FUMES.

HEMP SEED OIL IS THE ONLY PRODUCT NEEDED TO CREATE A NATURAL PLASTIC, THIS PLASTIC HAS TEN TIMES THE STRENGTH OF SYNTHETIC PLASTICS.

HEMP OIL CAN ALSO BE TURNED INTO DIESEL , WE CAN POWER OUR CARS WITH THE STUFF! NO FURTHER STRIPPING OF FOSSIL FUELS NECESSARY.

HEMP CAN EASE SYMPTOMS OF A VAST NUMBER OF MEDICAL COMPLAINTS.

A LARGE AMOUNT OF MEDICINES CAN BE PRODUCED FROM HEMP. THESE CAN BE MADE WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS AND COSTS OF THE PRESCRIPTION DRUGS CURRENTLY DISTRIBUTED ALLOWING CERTAIN PEOPLE TO SELF MEDICATE SAVING THE TAX PAYER MONEY.

SKIN CARE PRODUCTS AND COSMETICS CAN BE MAUFACTURED USING HEMP OIL.

NEARLY ALL BUILDING MATERIALS USED IN CONSTRUCTION CAN BE PRODUCED FROM HEMP.

HEMP SEED OIL CAN BE BROUGHT IN THE FORM OF CAPSUALES, OIL OR SEED AND CAN BE USED IN COOKING, TAKEN AS A VITAMIN OR RUBBED DIRECTLY ONTO ACHES AND PAINS.

APPLY DIRECTLY TO FACE BODY AND HAIR AS PART OF YOUR BEAUTY REGIME. OR TRY MAKING YOUR OWN SKIN CARE PRODUCTS.

BUDDY BEAUTIFUL

HERE ARE A COUPLE OF WAYS YOU COULD INCLUDE HEMP SEED OIL IN YOUR BEAUTY REGIME.


HAIR TREATMENTS FOR NORMAL/DRY HAIR PRONE TO SPLIT ENDS

YOU WILL NEED : TWO DIFFERENT SIZED GLASS OR CERAMIC BOWLS, SOME HEMP SEED OIL, A KETTLE TO BOIL SOME WATER AND A SHOWER CAP OR PLAIN WHITE CARRIER BAG .

1 BOIL THE KETTLE AND POUR A SMALL AMOUNT OF BOILING WATER INTO THE LARGER BOWL .

2 POUR ENOUGH HEMP OIL INTO THE SMALL BOWL TO TREAT YOUR LENGTH OF HAIR.

3 COVER YOUR HAIR WITH THE SHOWER CAP OR WHITE CARRIER BAG.

4 FOR MAXIMUN BENIFTS LEAVE ON THE HAIR AND SCALP FOR ONE HOUR.

5 SIT BACK AND RELAX LEAVING THE MOISTURISING OIL TO ALSO SOAK INTO YOUR HANDS

7 RINSE WELL THEN GIVE THE HAIR ONE FINAL RINSE WITH COLD WATER TO FLATTEN DOWN THE CUTICLES AND ENHANCE SHINE.

A HAND AND HAIR TREATMENT IN ONE

YOU WILL NEED : ONE GLASS OR CERAMIC BOWL, ONE WARMED TOWEL, A SHOWER CAP OR WHITE CARRIER BAG , 1-3 EGG YOLKS AND SOME HEMP SEED OIL.

1 MIX THE EGG YOLKS AND HEMP SEED OIL IN THE BOWL .

2 APPLY THE OIL TO THE SCALP AND THE LENGTH OF THE HAIR FROM ROOTS TO TIPS.

3 PUT ON YOUR SHOWER CAP OR WHITE CARRIER BAG

4 WRAP A WARM TOWEL AROUND AROUND THIS

5 FOR BEST RESULTS LEAVE THE TREATMENT FOR ONE HOUR

6 WASH OUT THE MIXTURE WITH COOL WATER TO ENSURE THE EGG DOES NOT SCRAMBLE INTO THE HAIR.

7 GIVE THE HAIR ONE FINAL RINSE WITH COLD WATER TO FLATTEN DOWN THE CUTICLES AND ENHANCE SHINE.

IN BOTH OF THESE TREATMENTS THE REASON FOR WRAPPING THE HAIR IS TO GENTLY HEAT IT. THIS WILL OPEN UP THE CUTICLES ALLOWING MORE MOISTURE TO BE ABSORBED INTO THE HAIR.

FACE PACKS

HEMP MILK AND HONEY MASQUE FOR COMBINATION SKIN ( NORMAL , DRY , OILY , MATURE )

YOU WILL NEED : ONE SMALL SAUCEPAN AND ONE WOODEN SPOON ONE GLASS OR CERAMIC BOWL A MORTAR AND PESTLE OR THE PUREE ATTACHMENT ON A FOOD PROCESSOR, 50ml - 100ml OF FRESH MILK, 1 - 2 DESSERTS SPOONS OF HONEY, 50g - 100g OF HEMP SEED.

1 GRIND THE HEMP SEEDS INTO POWDER USING YOUR FOOD PROCESSER OR MORTAR AND PESTLE.

2 GENTLY WARM THE MILK IN THE SAUCEPAN ( DO NOT BOIL ).

3 MELT THE HONEY INTO THE WARMED MILK ( KEEPING IT OVER THE HEAT ).

4 TAKE OFF THE HEAT AND STIR IN THE HEMP FLOUR ( GROUND UP SEED ).

5 MIX INTO A THICK PULP.

6 APPLY TO FACE ( LEAVE A SAFE GAP AROUND YOUR EYES ).

7 RELAX FOR 20 MINUITES BEFORE WASHING OFF.


HEMP SEED AND EGG WHITE FACE MASQUE FOR OILY SKIN

YOU WILL NEED : A MORTAR AND PESTLE OR THE PUREE ATTACHMENT ON A FOOD
PROCESSOR WHISK OR WHISK ATTACHMENT ON A FOOD PROCESSOR, ONE GLASS OR CERAMIC BOWL, ONE EGG WHITE, 50g 100g OF HEMP SEED.

1 GRIND THE HEMP SEED INTO POWDER USING YOUR FOOD PROCESSER OR MORTAR AND PESTLE.
2 ADD EGG TO THE FOOD PROCESSOR OR PUT ALL INGREDIENTS IN THE BOWL AND BEAT.

3 CONTINUE BEATING UNTIL THE EGG WHITE IS FROTHY AND STIFF.

4 APPLY TO FACE ( LEAVE A SAFE GAP AROUND YOUR EYES ).

5 RELAX FOR 20 MINUITES BEFORE WASHING OFF.

HEMP SEED AND CREAM FACE PACK FOR DRY SKIN

YOU WILL NEED : A MORTAR AND PESTLE OR THE PUREE ATTACHMENT ON A FOOD
PROCESSOR, ONE GLASS OR CERAMIC BOWL AND ONE WOODEN SPOON, 50ml - 100ml OF FRESH SINGLE CREAM ( ROOM TEMPERATURE ), 50g - 100g OF HEMP SEED.

1 GRIND THE HEMP SEEDS INTO POWDER USING YOUR FOOD PROCESSER OR MORTAR AND PESTLE.

2 MIX THE HEMP FLOUR ( GROUND HEMP SEED ) WITH THE FRESH CREAM UNTIL IT RESEMBLES A THICK BUT SMOOTH PULP.

3 APPLY TO FACE ( LEAVE A SAFE GAP AROUND YOUR EYES ).

4 RELAX FOR 20 MINUITES BEFORE WASHING OFF FOR A NORMAL SKIN TYPE, SWITCH FRESH MILK FOR THE FRESH CREAM AS YOU DO NOT WANT TO OVER MOISTURISE YOUR SKIN.

HEMP OIL CAN BE APPLIED DIRECTLY TO EXTREMLY DRY AREAS / WRINKLE PRONE AREAS OF THE FACE ( DO NOT DO THIS IS YOU HAVE OILY SKIN ) .

HEMP FOOD RECIPES

HEMP HOUMOUS

200g - 300g OF HEMP SEED ( FINELY PUREED )
2 -3 DESERT SPOONS OF HEMP SEED OIL
50g - 100g OF SHEEPS OR GOATS CHEESE
LEMON JUICE TO TASTE
FRESHLY GROUND SEA SALT AND FRESH BLACK PEPPER

1 FINELY PUREE THE HEMP SEEDS.

2 ADD THE HEMP SEED OIL AND STIR THESE TOGETHER TILL WELL MIXED.

3 ADD THE CHEESE AND PUREE THE MIXTURE .

4 SEASON WITH LEMON, SALT AND PEPPER .

THE FINISHED DIP SHOULD BE FAIRLY THICK BUT STILL SPREADABLE .
TIP : IF YOUR PASTE BECOMES A LITTLE THICK , SIMPLY ADD A TOUCH MORE HEMP OIL AND STIR.

HEMP POPCORN

SMALL BOWL OF HEMP SEEDS
BUTTER OR HEMP SEED OIL

1 COAT THE BASE OF A PAN WITH THE OIL OR BUTTER

2 POUR IN A LAYER OF SEEDS ONE SEED THICK, COVERING THE PAN.

3 COOK OVER A VERY LOW HEAT MAKING SURE THE PAN IS TIGHTLY COVERED, SHAKE
OCCASIONALLY.

THIS HEALTHY POPCORN CAN BE EATEN ON IT'S OWN OR WITH ADDED FLAVOURS, ADD HERBS FOR A SAVORY SNACK OR ADD HONEY, SUGAR, CHOCOLATE ETC FOR A SWEET TREAT. CAN ALSO BE USED IN SALADS SOUPS, YOGURTS, MUESLI OR FRUIT SALAD.

CREAM OF HEMP SOUP

SERVES 4
250g OF BUTTER
3/4 LITRE OF VEGETABLE OR CHICKEN STOCK
AN ASSORTMENT OF SEASONAL VEGETABLES
ROUGHLY CHOPPED UNSALTED PISTASCIO NUTS
CELERY SALT
FRESH GROUND PEPPER
SOY SAUCE
DASH OF MEDIUM SHERRY
40ml CRÈME FRAICHE OR DOUBLE CREAM

1 FRY THE HEMP SEED LIGHTLY IN A LARGE SAUCEPAN WITH SOME BUTTER.

2 ADD 3/4 LITRE OF STOCK TO THE SEEDS AND LET SIMMER FOR 60 - 90 MINUITES.

3 ALLOW TO COOL AND THEN PUREE IN A FOOD PROCESSOR, THEN PASS THROUGH A FINE SIEVE.

4 CUBE THE VEGETABLES AND FRY IN A PAN, THEN ADD SHERRY AND THE FRYED VEGETABLE TO THE SOUP.

5 SEASON WITH CELERY SALT, FRESH GROUND PEPPER AND SOY SAUCE

6 FINALLY ADD THE CRÈME FRAICHE, STIR IN PISTASCIO NUT'S AND ENJOY.

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